Archive for December, 2008

Energy Pills, Who Doesn’t Like Them?

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

I’m at my wit’s end. I can’t get enough of these energy pills. They’re like a drug, actually they are a drug, they’re effective diet pills. I heard that this lady got an energy pill stuck in her ear and automatically understood most sign language. I don’t believe that, but this potato man standing outside my window is staring right at me. Maybe I should close my blinds, or maybe I should just cram 275 diet and energy pills down his throat. I’m getting a little freaked out right, I’m starting to taste green, I know that’s not a good thing. I think that means I’ve had one too many best energy pills.

The Greatest Energy Pill

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

I threw an energy pill at a dude once, and he just looked at me like I was some sort of crazy person. Then I threw 393 energy pills at him and he filed a lawsuit. In prison I got so many energy diet pills stuffed in me, and that in no way is entondre or however you spell it. Now I’m rambling, so I’ll say these two things: best diet pill and weight loss energy pill.

Best Energy Pills, Question Mark?

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

My giraffe absolutely loves energy pills, but she’ll only eat the best energy pills, and since she has an enormous neck she has to cram 24,239 energy diet pills down her enormous throat every day! She loves to just chow down on best energy diet pills. I like to hide them like Easter eggs in the trees just so she has to try for it. She kicked me hard with her hoofy fury right in my energy weight loss diet pill. Let me tell you, it hurt quite a bit!

Best Energy Pill in the Southwest

Friday, December 12th, 2008

and energy pills is a really bad way to start a sentence. I don’t why I did it, I guess it’s just because I weight loss energy pill too much, eh? Oh well, best energy pills truly are the best energy pill. I guess that’s why they call them energy pills. The next day, everything was back to normal, and it was all a dream.